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Rainbow Static at 2am
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Streetlights melting in the puddles like tangerine dreams
I got glitter on my sneakers from the carnival scene
There’s a dragon at the bus stop eating cinnamon stars
And the radio keeps laughing in a language made of spar...
Glitter in the Gasoline
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Streetlights dripping down the windshield radioactive gold
Got a shopping cart of fireworks and nowhere else to go
There’s a scarecrow at the Chevron playing punk rock on kazoo
And the moon hangs like a diner sign flickeri...
Carnival of Possibilities
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There’s a carnival behind the laundromat at three a.m.
Run by owls in bowler hats and glowstick skeletons
A llama sells astronomy beside the Tilt-A-Whirl
While raccoons in leather jackets slow dance with the girls
There’s...
The First Time I Broke a Thing
turning it over in my hands…. internally i was panicking. I had never broken anything before. The terror that inhabited my tiny little body was fleeting; I was brave.
I can remember thinking: “if I tell the truth I won't get in trouble”....
Please Enjoy the Amused Bush.
EXHIBIT OPENING:
“The Quiet Sophistication of Picasstomous”
mixed media.
crayon on velvet.
dial-up on mahogany.
fauxfur on conscience.
fauxbrit accent aquired.
clears throat
Bollocks.
want to name my plecostomus: 'Picasstomous'.
A...
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