The Functional Wreck
The Functional WreckPersonal essays + low-stakes existential commentary from someone holding it together with humor + self-awareness. Not a traditional newsletter—more like emotional debris in prose. If iced coffee & avoidance are your vibe, welcome.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 72 | Subscribers | Read | thefunctionalwreck.substack.com |
Curious about how many subscribers The Functional Wreck has or want to find similar newsletters? Reletter has got you covered. We collated all the information we could find from across the web in our database of over three million newsletters.
Check the email archives, get traffic estimates, engagement scores and more to discover the best advertising opportunities.
Our search tool helps you locate relevant newsletters for any topic and compare their stats for better sponsorship decisions.
Latest Issues
Recent posts by this newsletter. Browse the email archive.
The Cycle of "meh"
Depression, spicy hotbox, and Natalie Imbruglia.
When You’re Falling Off the Edge… Buy a Rocket.
Silent Rocket, Inc. is either about to moon or make me cry in the bathroom at work.
Whale Jobs
My wife is innocent, and I'm far from it.
The Case of the Velvet Glove: Chapter 4
Suite Five was on the east wing. A colder corridor. The walls were lined not with portraits, but with empty hooks, each labeled with a name. Some scratched out. One simply read: REGRETS.
Similar Newsletters
Other publications recommended by the authors of this newsletter.
Authors
The writers behind this newsletter.
Personal essays + low-stakes existential commentary from someone holding it together with humor + self-awareness. Not a traditional newsletter—more like emotional debris in prose. If iced coffee & avoidance are your vibe, welcome.
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I access the email archive for The Functional Wreck?
You can find recent issues that have been published by The Functional Wreck on Reletter by scrolling up to where it says Latest Issues. Tap on the link for any of the most recent emails or hit More Issues to see older ones.
How many subscribers does The Functional Wreck have?
To see how many people subscribe to The Functional Wreck, simply upgrade your Reletter account. We provide readership numbers and lots of other stats for this newsletter so you can decide if it's worth reaching out to.
How can I advertise in The Functional Wreck?
Newsletter advertising can be extremely effective when it's done right. Before you pitch The Functional Wreck as a potential sponsor or partner, make sure that you've done your research and checked its newsletter stats with Reletter.
Then, personalize one of our winning pitching templates and send it to the right person using the contact info provided.
How much does it cost to sponsor a publication like The Functional Wreck?
Newsletter ad rates (or CPM) vary depending on many factors, including industry, number of subscribers, open rate, ad placement and more.
To find out how much an ad will cost, contact The Functional Wreck using the contact information provided and ask for a copy of their media kit.
How can I find newsletters similar to The Functional Wreck?
Scroll up to where it says Similar Newsletters to see other publications like The Functional Wreck. You can also search our email newsletter directory to discover other newsletters that cover the topics you're interested in.
How do I contact The Functional Wreck?
Reletter provides this newsletter's website URL above, where you will often find their contact information. We also provide links to associated social media accounts and pitching templates so you can reach out fast.