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Ant Invasion? They Hate This.
Dear Joey: What should I do about ants on my vegetable plants? —Sophie F.
Well, Sophie, take solace in the fact that ants on your plants are far better than ants in your pants. Or so I’ve been told.
Here’s a great solution that doesn’t i...
Part Nine: Double Secret Nostalgia
In last week’s installment, Animal House went from an anticipated flop to runaway hit, culminating with me in a morning taxi ride to a seedy Midtown sex emporium to pick up some photos.
Nervous, I reassured myself that nothing untoward cou...
Smelly Car? No Exorcist Needed.
Dear Joey: When I use the air conditioner in my car, the air smells like mold or mildew. I bought an air ionizer that I plug into the cigarette lighter, but even that doesn’t work to get rid of the smell. Do you have some sort of wacky use...
Part Eight: Double Secret Nostalgia
In last week’s installment, Animal House opened to delirious crowds as my assignments escalated from modeling in fake ads to transporting guns through Manhattan.
At the Village Gate—the same nightclub where the Lampoon’s off-Broadway music...
Coffee Stain? Do This Immediately!
Dear Joey: I read your newsletter every week. I have never seen a suggestion on how to remove coffee stains from clothes. What can I use?—Gregg H.
Gregg, you raise an excellent question—one that speaks to the human condition, because I’ve...
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