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Joey Green
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Dear Joey: Do you have a solution for getting yellow spots off of white cotton clothing? I was just washing my “general summer white cotton jacket” and I noticed some yellow spots on the back. Before I try bleach, I thought I might check wi...

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Dear Joey: Do you have any clever ways to keep freshly cut flowers alive longer in a vase? —Melba J.

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Dear Joey: I enjoy taking long, steamy showers, but when I get out of the shower, the bathroom mirror is all fogged up, making it difficult to shave. Got any wacky solutions? —Kevin H.

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