John Breneman
Writer at Work: political satire, miscellaneous humor, words about the human condition
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eclipse.
eclipse.
the rupture in the universe
was widely foreshadowed
televisions flickered
with fraudulent heat
bickering trumped love
madness melted science
seeds of hate flourished
reality gasped for breath
so the gods turned off the...
What I Did on My Winter Vacation
Winter in Maine. Love it. Hate it.
Some mornings my phone says: Temperature: 9° (Feels like -1°)
I’m 64 now, and my back’s been bumming me out. It’s wonderful to sit by the woodstove with my morning coffee. But less fun to lug logs, empt...
A 19-Word Love Story
This short ‘n’ sweet gem tumbled its weeself into my head and heart a while ago during an amorously whimsical moment of inspiration.
Please consider subscribing today. It’ll be fun! Sincerely, John
Trump wins Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
By Jeremiah Quill
WTF America has learned that human bowel movement Donald F. Dump has been named the 2025 winner of the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize.
Image by JB and Craiyon AI
The prize is awarded periodically to the most vile, conte...
The Six Million Dollar Man March (1995)
Twisted History: October 16, 2025
On this day in 1995, a crowd of 800,000+ of mostly African American men converged on Washington D.C. for the Six Million Dollar Man March, an event organized in the hopes that 1970s TV action hero Col....
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Career journalist, lifelong humorist, aspiring Literary Prankster. Join me for WTF America?! political satire, daily Twisted History items and a smorgasbord of imaginative words and ideas.
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