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Millennial Grandstanding Miracle
Our extended family was enjoying a lovely holiday weekend out on the family boat. Waterskiing was the activity of the moment—collectively, our older children are at the prime ages for learning.
We decided to go youngest to oldest so as to...
The Ghost of The Grove Park Inn Watched Me Eat My Hat
Not but two years ago, on July 14, 2024 to be exact, I was chatting with my sister Kara during our monthly unscripted conversation for Knock it Off. The episode was titled I Ate My Hat after our “Turn a phrase like Truman” segment where we...
My Mother’s Day in a Broken-Note Nutshell
Started with wanting to do nothing like 99.9% of mothers because we don’t want to plan anything else in our lives.
Slept in until 8 am. Opened social media blindly, then thought better of it. Waited to go downstairs until I heard the sound...
A Letter to Sports Parents
I see you. You’re fretting over your child’s team placement for next season.
Constantly checking your phone. Did you miss a voicemail?
Refresh the e-mail!
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We should be hea...
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“Knock it off!” Our Dad’s go-to phrase when we were pushing the bounds of his patience. Subscribe for our thoughts about life, motherhood, and all things in between. By Bethany Bell & Kara Wood: Sisters, Mothers, Suburbia Livers.
In my 40s and learning how to deal with it. I live in the swamp of Florida & write with my big sis for Knock it Off - variety show, stories & satire Instagram: @knockitoff.substack
I write KNOCK IT OFF weekly alongside my talented sis, Bethany Bell. Together, we share our stories about motherhood and satirical takes on current trends. I’m also slow on the uptake but I get there eventually.
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