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“Knock it off!” Our Dad’s go-to phrase when we were pushing the bounds of his patience. Subscribe for a sister variety show with thoughts about life and motherhood with some satire mixed in. By Bethany Bell & Kara Wood
Hi, I’m Bethany! I cowrite Knock it Off ✨An elder millennial, motherhood, sister variety show of stories and satire on the weekly with Kara Wood✨ Sign up today to be wildly entertained!
I’m slow on the uptake but get there eventually. I write KNOCK IT OFF weekly alongside @Bethany Bell. Subscribe for a sister variety show with no theme or purpose. At least you’ll laugh.
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