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“Knock it off!” Our Dad’s go-to phrase when we were pushing the bounds of his patience. Subscribe for our thoughts about life, motherhood, and all things in between. By Bethany Bell & Kara Wood: Sisters, Mothers, Suburbia Livers.
Hi, I’m Bethany! I cowrite Knock it Off - ✨An elder millennial, motherhood, sister variety show of stories and satire on the weekly with Kara Wood✨- sign up today to be wildly entertained.
I write KNOCK IT OFF weekly alongside my talented sis, Bethany Bell. Together, we share our stories about motherhood and satirical takes on current trends. I’m also slow on the uptake but I get there eventually.
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