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Life In 100 Words

Rudy Fernandez

Stories by Rudy Fernandez. Illustrations by Steve Speteris. I'll post one a week. Some of these stories happened, some I embellished, some I made up completely. All are true.

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Getting Hooked

I joined a poetry group in college because a pretty woman invited me.

Here’s how it worked: someone would read your poem aloud, and you’d stay silent while everyone else tore it apart.

My poems? “Banal!” “Uninspired!” “Hack!”

Mind you, s...

7 days ago
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Dear Universe

Two months before the wedding, the priest refused to marry us because we were living together.

A month later, the photographer disappeared. Two weeks before the wedding, the florist canceled, and one week later, the caterer canceled. No o...

14 days ago
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Strange Anatomy

A duck’s vaginal tract is a labyrinth of twists, blind pouches, and dead ends.

So is my wife’s ear canal.

When we travel, I help her put in earplugs to block hotel noise. She lies on her side. I kneel over her, fail, then we yell at each...

21 days ago
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Sweet Dreams

“Let me explain.” The mom announced before I got over the shock enough to ask, “What the hell?”

Her adorable six-year-old daughter came out in her pajamas, hugging the creepiest doll I’ve ever seen.

“She made it for Halloween. Now she can...

a month ago
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Celebration Of Life

At a friend’s funeral, they played a slideshow that brought everyone to tears. Photos from trips, get-togethers, and silly moments told Massey’s life story.

His sister said, “I found those photos on his phone.”

Our friend’s face dropped....

a month ago
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