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Like a Normal Person

Julie Fontes

Weekly doses of human discourse on modern love and addiction. A newsletter for people who believe death only comes when we stop laughing at ourselves.

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Things Are Going to Change

They always do

I miss Karli. I miss the way she comes into the house with her bed-head and ratty sweats, as Azula, her fluffy calico, follows close behind, raccoon-like tail raised high. I miss the way I feel more like myself when she’s ar...

12 days ago
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Beautiful Things Instead

Hello,

So, today, Trish (my sister) comes into my house (she lives next door), and I whine to her.

I say, “I don’t know what to do. It’s my day off.”

And she says, “Let’s do something.”

And I say, “I don’t have any money.”

So she says...

19 days ago
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Desperate for Validation

I want to talk about Ryze Mushroom Coffee commercials. The ones on my Instagram feed are targeted at me in a slanty way. I think the algo knows I quit coffee, that I’m tired and female, and sometimes feel like life has gotten away from me....

25 days ago
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Love

I travel to Idaho for my baby cousin’s wedding. No one in my family lives here, but there is an Airbnb there that will accommodate dozens of people and allow events. Never has it been more apparent to me that the luxury of isolation is a ke...

a month ago
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My Blood. Your Blood. Our Blood.

We are living on the edge. I’ve been thinking about sink holes—and not just because of the cavernous seaside one that caused a mass evacuation in Malibu. My mom has one in her backyard, bit it’s mostly in her neighbor’s yard. It creeps abou...

2 months ago
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  • Julie Fontes

    Author of “Like a Normal Person: A Memoir About Not Drinking.” Lover of synchronized dance routines and hot soup on a cold day. Expert at repeating mistakes. I write embarrassing things, and I love you.😘

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