Brilliantly Dark
Mahmoud OwiesTrying to make sense of my internal and external worlds... using words and humor.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 89 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 5 days ago |
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Dear humans of the internet, you're fired.
Disclaimer: This article contains a lot of satire, sarcasm, and some fictional scenes. My goal here is to poke fun at the ridiculous, mad world we live in. It’s about showing the glitches in our matrix, about pausing the autopilot long enou...
Dear Substack, make me rich.
I wrote most of this before I enabled paid subscriptions. Before I created a virtual business in the US just to do this. (And that’s insane!!!)
And before wondering if I should kill my newly born paid tier just two days after it opened its...
In the era of Substack, real news is still kinda weird.
So, before we start, unless you’re coming from Patreon, chances are this is the first time you’re reading “Real News Is (Or Are) Kinda Weird, You Guys.” And I know that title is looooong!!
But let me just tell you how this usually works: e...
Real News Is (Or Are) Kinda Weird, You Guys: The End of My Patreon Era.
The last article from Patreon. Article 15 of 15.
Before we begin, a quick announcement (Warning: it might not be so quick. Also, tears are expected at this point.)
Real News Is (Or Are) Kinda Real, You Guys: Premium stuff.
Patreon Article 14 of 15.
Scene 1: Wanna watch an ad or 100?
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Trying to pause the autopilot. Expose the glitches in our matrix. With words and humour. Join my universe. Writer. Thinker. Memer. Feeler. Oh wait, that can’t be right. Wannabe comedian. I sing all the time, but I can't. Goal: 1111 paid subscribers
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