Marcus Musick
Weekly satire and humor posts twice a week. Free to read, $5/month if you’re into bad decisions and decent writing.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 102 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 9 days ago |
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Everything I Know About Aliens, Which Is Almost Nothing
Clyde never listens…
Today is the day you’ve all been waiting on for decades. Disclosure day is finally here. We finally get to know the truth… wait, that hasn’t happened yet. Sorry, I got a little carried away.
Actually, today is when I...
All of the Secrets to Being a Successful Writer in 2026 (I Would Never Ever Lie)
Just another Friday on the farm.
Writing for a living sounds almost like a dream.
Roll out of bed whenever you want, throw some words on a screen, and get paid. Repeat this process over and over again. Easy, right?
True, finding new cli...
Being a Dallas Cowboys Fan Is Rough, but the San Antonio Spurs Almost Broke Me
Just a regular day in East Texas
I’m a big sports fan.
I love the Dallas Cowboys, Texas Rangers, San Antonio Spurs, and the Texas Longhorns. The Dallas Stars are okay, but I honestly find it impossible to keep track of the puck.
Texas a...
My May Goals Recap: The Trainwreck Version
Everything is on track…
I have no idea how it’s already June. It feels like yesterday I was walking in the snow and ice in the middle of January while fighting off saber-tooth tigers over the last crumbs of Cheetos. Wait, that was in anoth...
I Played Basketball and Only Had 3 Near-Death Experiences
A photo from the archive — Back when I could play basketball without using one of my nine lives. (I was 24?)
The other day, I had the bright idea to play basketball with my nephew. He is 18 years old, and I’m 38. So, it’s only a slight age...
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Freelance writer for over 9 years. Now charging $5 a month to fund my Cheetos addiction.
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