Marcus Musick
Weekly satire and humor posts twice a week. Free to read, $5/month if you’re into bad decisions and decent writing.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 97 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 4 days ago |
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My Complicated Relationship With My Cat
That’s her normal face.
If you’ve been following me over the years, you might notice one animal that shows up every now and then in my writing. No, I’m not talking about a made-up cartoon character. (Sorry, Clyde)
I’m talking about my cat...
My Greatest Fear in Life
Never trust a white van.
Let me start by apologizing for the blurry photo.
My phone usually takes great photos, but for some reason, it decided to revert to a Bigfoot-quality photo or UFO-quality if aliens are more your thing. (By the way...
I Somehow Survived a 5K in the Woods
A nice day to look for Bigfoot
I need to start by saying I’ve been preparing for this moment all of my life. The day I could finally participate in my first 5K race. Yes, I’m talking about the highly prestigious Sasquatch Shuffle.
All of...
Did I Fail All of My Goals for April?
April goals include fitness, writing, and not making eye contact with the thing behind the tree.
April is somehow over, and it’s time to begin a new month. Did I meet any of my goals for April, or did I fail all of them? I know you are not...
Why I'm Breaking Up With Cheetos (For Now)
Taking a real photo beats spending 30 minutes trying to get ChatGPT to follow basic instructions.
I have some big news I want to share. Yes, I’m talking about ending my relationship with Cheetos. At least temporarily.
No, I’m not worried...
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Freelance writer for over 9 years. Now charging $5 a month to fund my Cheetos addiction.
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