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May I Please Be Excused

Alison Matheny

Reporting live from the audacity and thrill of modern existence.

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Oh say can you see

This is my new summer series documenting training for the Block Island Sprint Triathlon as a race-curious, comfort-loving perimenopausal bad bitch. It’s only for Paid subscribers because I’ve never trained for a tri and...

15 days ago
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Pool People

New York's Hottest Club is Taconic High

This is my new summer series documenting training for the Block Island Sprint Triathlon as a race-curious, comfort-loving perimenopausal bad bitch. It’s only for Paid subscribers because I’ve never t...

20 days ago
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Let's Go Back, Back to the Beginning

A BITRI update featuring a hail storm, must-have gear, and the most under-stretched body part.

This is my new summer series documenting training for the Block Island Sprint Triathlon as a race-curious, comfort-loving perimenopausal bad bit...

23 days ago
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BITRI: A Summer Soap Opera

Me and my electrolytes have entered the chat

This is my new summer series documenting training for the Block Island Sprint Triathlon as a race-curious, comfort-loving perimenopausal bad bitch. It’s only for Paid subscribers because I’ve ne...

a month ago
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Are You My Mother?

The other weekend I was at a backyard BBQ with a bunch of friends and their children. Myself, a dad, three other gal pals and a new baby were sitting on the porch digesting sausages when a child came up and asked, “Alison, whose mommy are y...

a month ago
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