May I Please Be Excused
Alison MathenyReporting live from the audacity and thrill of modern existence.
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Are You My Mother?
The other weekend I was at a backyard BBQ with a bunch of friends and their children. Myself, a dad, three other gal pals and a new baby were sitting on the porch digesting sausages when a child came up and asked, “Alison, whose mommy are y...
Must Be the Season of the Bitch
Reporting live from Hudson, New York.
I’m back at Oak Hill Estate, and let me just tell you I love this home. I would be lying if I said there aren’t multiple times a week I think about selling the ole girl knowing I could likely get upwar...
Portfolio Career
Humans like a sense of sameness. We trust what we can categorize. We are wired to understand predictability and consistency. As our brains atrophy in an effort to optimize and keep up with the claudes1, we have even less ability or capacity...
Podcast Princess
About a month ago before I dyed my greys I went on Cath’s podcast about charging through the 40 Portal. The episode is out now, and you can listen to it (hopefully on 2x) here on Spotify, or watch me and my hair in hi-def here:
The 40 Port...
The Most New York of Neighborhoods
Cosplaying my future as a leisure lady of the Upper West Side.
Today we take a break from my usual gripes to discuss a recent trip to The City where I stayed in one of my favorite neighborhoods at one of my favorite spots doing some of my...
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