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CEO Celebrates Labor Day by Working Only 12 Hours

OFFICE, WA—Local CEO, Bill Maker, decided to celebrate Labor Day even though he isn’t a laborer by only working 12 hours.

“What can I say? I am just a lazy CEO! Anyone can do my job. All you have to do is tell everyone else what to do whil...

10 days ago
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Bacteria Dies Eating Big Mac

BIG MAC — A local bacteria named Fece tried eating a Big Mac and nearly died Tuesday.

“I was in the middle of eating dog poop when I saw a guy eating a cheeseburger and I figured I’d try it. All I’ve had to eat my my whole life is poop and...

24 days ago
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Tradwife Fosters Puppies Just Like the Pioneers 🐶🐶🐶

Barrington, IL — Local Tradwife Anjyla Comedora finally settled down with beau Zander Perro to a life of peace and quiet here in Barrington. They said they love how far away from civilization they are. There is also a Trader Joes and Chicag...

a month ago
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My Intern Moved Across the Country to Avoid Writing 2 Articles

Hello Readers,

Well, it turns out my intern, Mike Schuster, was not pulling a prank and in fact moved across the country for what I can only assume is to avoid writing two articles. He says it’s because he needs a job because I don’t pay h...

2 months ago
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My Intern is "Moving Across the Country"

Hi everyone,

This is Thalia. We won’t have an article this week because Mike, my unpaid intern of two years, is pretending that he is moving across the country to Philadelphia.

I have to say he has really committed to the bit and even hi...

2 months ago
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