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On Vacation (So Here's Some Classics!)

Hello Immortals!

Thalia is on vacation right now so there will not be any new articles this week.

For her vacations she usually ventures down from Olympus into the mortal world to take a break from all the exhausting ambrosia drinking sh...

7 days ago
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She Blew the 9th Inning of the Met Gala

The Met, NY - In a shocking comeback the Yankees beat the Mets at their own gala. Cardi B gave up a massive 9 runs in the 9th which she claims is because she was injured.

The Mets started the game strong with their starting pitcher Janell...

21 days ago
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Why Timmy Could Kill Us All

I’m writing this today to warn you of a dangerous man that very few people have known until now. His idea is exploding across X. You and I need to fight him. You may think that you know what evil is but let me assure you…

You.

have.

no....

a month ago
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Mob Forces Tim Ferris to Flee to a Mountain!!!

Scarsdale, NY — Bob N. Waters was disappointed recently when he found out Tim Ferriss’s bestseller The 4-Hour Body did not in fact make him a Greek god in half a work day. (“You have to be born into it. Sorry.” - Thalia) Annoyed, he took to...

2 months ago
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Why Chiropractors LOVE Scandinavian Furniture 😍

Editor’s Note: You may have noticed that I am ending the weekly previews for paid subscribers and releasing articles to everyone. I don’t think releasing week old news to everyone is good business. Thanks for your understanding and support!...

2 months ago
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