Otis Twelve Redux Substack
OtisAs the sun sets in the West... (my left, your right)... on the far side of the hill where the Chianti grapes grow... I muse, opine and obfuscate about love, life, baseball, politics, and various metal alloys. A grateful old man glad to be an old man.
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ALIGN THE HITCH, LOWER THE COUPLER, LOCK THE LATCH, CROSS THE SAFTEY CHAINS, AND DEAL WITH GOD LATER
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The rich people only go places where the other rich people go.
They think God loves them the most.
Middle class citizens stick to their tight circle.
They think they love God the most.
Poor folk can’t afford the gas to go...
SANKA, OVALTINE, UNCLE BUD, DANA DELANY, VAN HALEN, RONALD REAGAN, RUDYARD KIPLING, SADDAM HUSSEIN, AND HOW WE WON THE IRAN WAR TO MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR BALLROOM DANCING.
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So, I was rounding off a spoonful of Sanka this morning…
Yeah, I’ve switched to Sanka. Something went off in one of my RNA strands when my age hit three quarters of a century, and I manifested a comforting memory in the phys...
HOW I LEARNED TO APPRECIATE JOE KENNEDY, PRESCOTT BUSH, DONALD TRUMP, AND A WHITE SOX FAN... PLUS SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS WITH A SIMPLE CAREER MOVE OR TWO.
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I have a great imagination.
When I was a kid, I used to pretend I was the Pope. I’d throw open my bedroom window and bless the crowds, a sea of reverential faces and a perplexed cocker spaniel gazing up at my beatific presen...
AND THEY CALLED IT MACARONI
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I am not an optimist.
I was once. I really thought life was going to be great. I remember that moment of bright shiny anticipation. It was right after my eighth-grade graduation. Let me tell you, that was a gloriously happy...
THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A FREE LUNCH
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Funerals can be fun.
Often the food is very good. That’s afterwards, of course. It’s rude to eat during the actual service. The other great thing is that funerals are so easy to crash. Weddings are a frequent target for free...
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One time worker for RFK (senior)... Paul Newman's bodyguard for a day... Ogden Edsl "Dead Puppy" co-founder... Former O.S.B. wannabe...and auto-didact.
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