For anyone who feels like they're sometimes getting life right, but mostly getting it wrong.
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Outsourcing Self-Soothing
“Do you fup, Mom?” Ruben asked me one morning, his eyes like giant green grapes.
Ruben is a big sleep-sack guy; he calls his sleep sack his fupper, a derivation of the word “zipper.” We always have three fuppers in rotation. I can tell how...
Balloon is Buddha
My three-year-old was just standing on top of the sink in the bathroom, so I’m no parenting expert. But I do have one rule I swear by. Some people say, “When in doubt, add water.” I say, “When in doubt, get a balloon.”
Sad about your day a...
Cold Hands Warm Heart
“Mom! Your hands are freezing,” Leon says as I rub his back.
“Cold hands, warm heart. That’s what your great-grandma Eileen used to say.”
He looks at me like I’m speaking French. “Stop rubbing. Too cold.” He squirms away.
My hands have a...
Motherhood is a video game
“What level are you on?”
That’s what I should be asking the other moms at the park.
Over the weekend, on a road trip from San Francisco to Los Angeles, my car’s brakes failed with my boys in the back seat. (We’re fine.) We were headed to...
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“Why were you talking about hiding spots on the phone?” Leon barges into the kitchen to ask me.
“Um…” I hesitate, deciding how I want to play my hand. Thinking on my feet, I say, “Aunt Lauren and I were talking about hiding presents, you k...
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