Respectful Smartass
Ariana NewhouseA funny Friday newsletter flirting with the silly and serious.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 184 | Founded | 4 years ago | Last Issue | 7 months ago |
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#126: Ask Ari
Back-to-school season may be over, but I can still smell the school supplies. Late this summer, I had the pleasure of contributing to the Pizza Party Press back-to-school zine, created by my incredibly talented bestie, Salwa Meghjee, and th...
#125: For She's a Jolly Good Fellow
Remember when you all wished me luck on my fellowship interview? Well, it worked! I GOT IT! Your girl is a 2025-2026 Humanitas New Voices Fellow. :)
So what does that mean? Great question!
For the next six months, I will be working with...
#124: The Birthday Listicle Part 28 (One Month Late)
Happy August!
Exactly one month ago, I turned 28 glorious years old on a volcanic rock in the middle of the Pacific. As a rock girl, you can understand how that was a very big deal for me. Now I’m back in NYC tip-tapping on the keys to co...
#123: Happily Ever Heatwave
It is 101 degrees and the air conditioning is out in the apartment. Our patience shriveled like a raisin in the sun, except the sun strapped up and shot a bullet straight through our living room. While my impatient raisin rises particulate...
#122: An Open Letter to the Catcaller Who Tried to Entice Me with His Pancake Penis
Dear Stacked,
Remember me? You shouted, “Hey, Mommy! Let me dick you down,” at me on my way into work this morning. When I failed to reply, you gestured to your genitals and yelled, “I’m stacked, like pancakes!”
I have to admit, you got m...
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