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Ruminato

Charles Bastille
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Essays, Political Rants and/or Satire, Humor, and Fiction by Charles Bastille, author of MagicLand, Psalm of Vampires, and Restive Souls

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    Author of MagicLand: A Novel, available at your favorite bookseller, and Psalm of Vampires, available only on Amazon (for now). Restive Souls, coming soon!

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