Ruminato
Charles BastilleEssays, Political Rants and/or Satire, Humor, and Fiction by Charles Bastille, author of MagicLand, Psalm of Vampires, and Restive Souls
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 459 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 5 days ago |
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[Satire] Here’s the Original Draft Meta Layoff Email to Employees
Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta yesterday began emailing 10% of its employees that they were fired, thus officially joining the ranks of early AI casualties.
Wired Magazine, under a Creative Commons license.
Ruminato has obtained an exclusive look...
Trump Rebrands "GOP" to "TEP" — Trump Epstein Party
Trigger warnings: Some AI music at the end. Also, satire, and if you can’t figure out where, you need to stop doomscrolling for a few days. Love y’all! Also, more Epstein shiz, which is a trigger category for a lot of us, even after all we’...
If Kamala Were President, I Wouldn't Be Worried About Ebola
Oh, yay. Ebola.
If Kamala Harris were the president, this would be a clickbait article. But not with this regime, not with its drunk criminals, grifters, and serial killers running the show.
Remember when the mad clown withdrew the Unite...
How Can We Build a Safer World for Women?
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Trigger warnings: discussions of rape, gender violence, and sexual abuse against both children and adults
Most of you by now have heard about the incomprehensibly vile stories surrounding motherless dot com...
Trump’s Visit to China Adds Another Brick to the Wall of World Authoritarianism and the New Axis
If you paid any attention to the weakest president in modern history’s visit to Beijing yesterday, you witnessed a feeble, sick man paying homage to his superior. Bringing twenty or so corporate titans along for the ride was of little assis...
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