Ruminato
Charles BastilleEssays, Political Rants and/or Satire, Humor, and Fiction by Charles Bastille, author of MagicLand, Psalm of Vampires, and Restive Souls
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Why I’m Applying to Be an ICE Stormtrooper
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When I saw that ICE was going to use some of its $39 billion in funding for the 2026 fiscal year to purchase gloves that electrocute people, I finally said, “Damn, give me some of th...
Hiding in a Catering Container Is the Ultimate Cowardly Iran War Story
The Secret Service shoving the Orange Orifice of Malfeasance into a food container is hugely symbolic, is it not?
In case you missed this latest news from the Hormuz Insider Trading War, we learned yesterday that the U.S. Secret Service, a...
Get to Know Todd Blanche, Your New Attorney General
Bill Cassidy is a living advertisement for why people who are tired of this regime need to flock to the election booth in all its forms during the midterms.1
You may have heard that Cassidy is the Louisiana Republican Senator who cast the...
Now They're Using AI to Scam Fiction Writers
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The email was supposedly from the editor-in-chief at Kensington Publishing, a large independent that bills itself as the largest of the publishing houses that hasn’t been sucked into the Big 5 orbit through...
There Are No Whistles in Airports
When Kristi Noem was shown the bottom of the bus by the maniacal mad clown, many people breathed a sigh of relief.
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Unfortunate, because Stephen Miller is still ar...
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