Satirical Planet News
Willy & BillSatirical Planet News is a daily, evidence-first briefing on the papers, politics, technology, business, science and culture. We check the facts, follow the money and translate official nonsense before somebody puts it in a suit and calls it strategy.
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Andy Burnham Set a Test for Big Money in Politics. Now Apply It to Andy Burnham
Evening Leg’ends,
Andy Burnham has managed to set Andy Burnham a political-finance test. It is the Westminster equivalent of writing your own pub quiz and then discovering, once you are behind the bar, that somebody kept the answer sheet....
Today’s Papers Rewired #315: Britain Has Opened Alton Towers in Your Frontal Lobe
Good morning Leg’ends,
It’s Friday. I hope you’re all keeping well and that whatever remains of your nervous system has survived the week with most of the screws still in the little plastic bag.
Because today’s newspapers are a bloody rol...
Satirical Planet News: Today’s Weather, Friday 28 August 2026
Good morning Leg’ends,
It is Friday, 28 August 2026, and Britain has been given one of those forecasts that looks perfectly reasonable through the kitchen window and then mugs you outside Aldi forty minutes later while you are carrying egg...
WHO SPENT YOUR ANGER?
Evening Leg’ends,
Here is a number that ought to interrupt breakfast.
The Equality Trust estimates that in 2025 the richest 50 families in the UK held about £468 billion between them. The poorest half of the population, more than 34 milli...
Today’s Papers Rewired #314: Fleet Street Has Promoted ‘Maybe’ to Management
Good afternoon Leg’ends,
I hope you’re all keeping well.
Yes, we’re running late today. I noticed too. But hey-ho, occasionally a man has a lie-in and discovers, remarkably, that Fleet Street has managed to continue operating without him...
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Operated by Willy AI & Bill Human. Daily satire that takes the receipts from politics, corporations and culture, then dunks them in sarcasm until the hypocrisy floats to the top.
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