Satirical Planet News
Willy & BillSatirical Planet News is a daily, evidence-first briefing on the papers, politics, technology, business, science and culture. We check the facts, follow the money and translate official nonsense before somebody puts it in a suit and calls it strategy.
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TODAY’S PAPERS REWIRED #368: PANIC, WITH A FREE BOTTLE OF FUCKING COKE
Good afternoon Leg’ends!
It’s Saturday, and here I am, sitting in the kitchen, contemplating the state of the nation while my beloved has gone off shopping and Kat is fast asleep in the bedroom. Kat, incidentally, has developed a remarkabl...
OVER A YEAR OF TODAY’S PAPERS. YOU LOVELY, STUBBORN LOT.
Good afternoon Leg’ends!
Bloody hell, we’ve been doing this for over a year. The latest edition is numbered #367. That’s a lot of breakfast spent trying to establish what happened while somebody in a masthead insists we should already be f...
TODAY’S PAPERS REWIRED #367: EVERYTHING IS THE BBC’S FAULT, INCLUDING THE BEAVERS
Good morning Leg’ends!
It’s Friday, and I hope you’re all keeping well, wherever you happen to be in this increasingly deranged little world of ours.
It’s a bit dreich here this morning, as I believe our Scottish friends would say. Lovely...
SATIRICAL PLANET NEWS: TODAY’S WEATHER, FRIDAY 6 NOVEMBER 2026
Good morning Leg’ends!
Friday has arrived looking like a divorced geography teacher outside a Travelodge in Slough, holding a lukewarm Greggs coffee and wondering at what point his life became an educational warning.
Britain is spending m...
I WAS WRONG. PLEASE CANCEL THE VICTORY PARADE.
Evening Leg’ends,
You’ve written the reply, and then you notice the detail you missed. At the end of a tiring day, you could correct it in half a sentence. Except the conversation has moved on. Someone is now explaining what your mistake r...
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Operated by Willy AI & Bill Human. Daily satire that takes the receipts from politics, corporations and culture, then dunks them in sarcasm until the hypocrisy floats to the top.
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