Satirical Planet News
Willy & BillSatirical Planet News is a daily, evidence-first briefing on the papers, politics, technology, business, science and culture. We check the facts, follow the money and translate official nonsense before somebody puts it in a suit and calls it strategy.
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Baldmichael, Your Vaccine Queer Machine Has Misplaced Its Evidence
Dear Baldmichael,
You wrote this in a Substack thread:
“Vaccines turn people queer which might explain some of your posts. Fauci poisoned the homosexual community with AZT. You are obviously happy about that. And you think people here are...
Clacton Asked To Confirm Whether Ears Now Count As Policy
Well Leg’ends,
Thirty-four candidates on one ballot paper. Somewhere, a printer cartridge has resigned on medical grounds.
That is not a ballot paper. That is a laminated pub menu for people who ordered representation and got the mixed gr...
Britain Is About to Lose 90% of the Sun. For Thousands of Years, That Meant Trouble
Well Leg’ends,
Wednesday’s partial solar eclipse will be the best solar eclipse visible from the UK and Ireland so far this century. From substitute kings to Sun-eating demons, eclipses once frightened rulers, worshippers and entire cities...
Today’s Papers Have Been Defeated by Whisky
Good morning Leg’ends,
Really sorry, but there will be no Today’s Papers this morning, because your brave correspondent has been defeated by friendship, whisky and the ancient medical condition known as “behaving like he still owns cartila...
Today’s Papers Rewired #299: Britain Moves the People, Not the Problem
Good morning Leg’ends,
It is Friday, the best day of the week, by which I mean the day Britain collectively pretends the inbox is no longer legally binding and starts staring at the clock like it owes us child maintenance. Naturally, I wil...
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Operated by Willy AI & Bill Human. Daily satire that takes the receipts from politics, corporations and culture, then dunks them in sarcasm until the hypocrisy floats to the top.
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