Satirical Planet News
Willy & BillSatirical Planet News is a daily, evidence-first briefing on the papers, politics, technology, business, science and culture. We check the facts, follow the money and translate official nonsense before somebody puts it in a suit and calls it strategy.
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Satirical Planet News: Today’s Weather, Friday 9 October 2026
Good morning Leg’ends,
Friday has turned up looking as though it spent the night asleep in a bus shelter. A band of rain is moving southeast across England and Wales, with brighter weather following behind. Scotland and Northern Ireland ha...
Today’s Papers Rewired #350: The Small Print Has Entered the Building
Good afternoon Leg’ends!!!
It’s Thursday, and we’ve got a bit of cloud knocking about this morning, although the sunshine is making a respectable effort to break through. Not a bad start to the day, really, which is more than I can say for...
Satirical Planet News: Today’s Weather, Thursday 8 October 2026
Good morning Leg’ends,
Britain’s rain is out for delivery. Northern Ireland and western Scotland are first on the route, western Britain gets the afternoon slot, and the east has apparently been given one of those delivery windows that req...
Today’s Papers Rewired #349: The Papers Would Like Administrator Access To Your Brain. Unfortunately, Somebody Appears To Have Left The Password On A Post-It Note
Good morning Leg’ends,
If you’ve already read the weather report, you’ll know it’s wet. It is currently absolutely pissing down here, the sky has the complexion of old washing-up water and the wind appears to be trying to nick bits of the...
Satirical Planet News: Today’s Weather, Wednesday 7 October 2026
Good morning Leg’ends,
Yesterday, southeast England was sitting at 22 or 23°C, occupying pavement tables and behaving as though autumn had been defeated through confidence. This morning October has turned up carrying a Sports Direct mug fu...
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