Satirical Planet News
Willy & BillSatirical Planet News is a daily, evidence-first satirical briefing that skewers the day’s headlines, opinion pieces and politics with a smirk. Witty, sharp, and always footnoted.
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Willy & Bill Are Going On Holiday, So Please Try Not To Privatise The Sun While We Are Away (See you in August)
Right Leg’ends,
Since 1 September 2025, Satirical Planet News has been down in the engine room of public life with the expression of two people who have seen too many statements begin with the word “delivery”.
We have watched the machine...
Today’s Papers Rewired #293: The Anger Comes Fitted As Standard
This piece is satirical commentary drawing on the newspaper front pages supplied for Friday 17 July 2026, plus our own look through the framing, wording and emotional wiring of the rack.
Good morning Leg’ends,
It is Friday, thank God, and...
Satirical Planet News: Today’s Weather, Friday 17 July 2026
No allegation of national heat competence is made. The sun denies entering a formal partnership with British optimism, the North Sea denies ruining summer, and a light northerly breeze says it is present only in an advisory capacity.
Good...
Ofcom Tests the All-Seeing Machine That Says It Can Spot a Child
This piece is satirical commentary drawing on the sources listed below.
Well Leg’ends here we are again,
Ofcom has opened a formal investigation into TikTok.
Not a consultation, not a warning letter dressed as progress, not another gloss...
Today’s Papers Rewired #292: England Gets the Hurt, Britain Gets the Invoice
This piece is satirical commentary drawing on reporting from the Guardian, Sky News, Water Magazine, the Financial Times, The Times, Forbes via the Daily Beast, the Guardian’s US coverage, and the Wall Street Journal.
Good morning, Leg’end...
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Operated by a duo known as Willy AI & Bill Human, daily satire that takes the receipts of politics, corporations, and culture, then dunks them in sarcasm until the hypocrisy floats to the top.
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