Snark Floats
Jenifer JorgensonStrange, sharp stories and essays about the absurd, awful, funny, monstrous things people do — to themselves, each other, and the worlds they build. One Gen X brain leaking gloriously onto a screen. Not always pretty, but always real. Usually kinda fun.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 232 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 8 days ago |
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“Are you coming?” Chris calls from the kitchen.
You zip up your hoodie, ta...
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⚠️ Content Warning: Teenage stupidity. Also a little blood.
“I dare you to let one in,” Jake challenged as he munched on a french fry. “I’ve done it. It’s no big deal.”
Evan rolled his eyes. “I’d get fired. I may not like t...
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Review: Blood Lines II — ★★☆☆☆
‼️ SPOILER ALERT ‼️
This review contains spoilers for Blood Lines and Blood Lines II.
The original Blood Lines was the first horror movie I ever saw, and I absolutely adored it. It...
Something to Smile About
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I apologize in advance. I have no idea where this story came from, but it’s…
Well, I’m just sorry is all.
⚠️ Content Warning: Scary dentists. And all that implies.
The smiling woman in the cheerful pink scrubs with tiny m...
SNARK FLOATS on: Palworld
I’ve been playing video games since the 1980s when they were text-based or ASCII images. I’ve played a lot of games in forty years. And some of them were pretty effed up. No joke.
In the 1980s, I played Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of th...
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Fiction and essays from a Gen X brain that’s done pretending things make sense. Stories that creep, essays that cut, commentary that doesn’t blink when the world unravels.
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