Snark Floats
Jenifer JorgensonStrange, sharp stories and essays about the absurd, awful, funny, monstrous things people do — to themselves, each other, and the worlds they build. One Gen X brain leaking gloriously onto a screen. Not always pretty, but always real. Usually kinda fun.
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Bloom
Written in response to the August 3rd (Day One) prompt of Smogust.
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Art courtesy of @The Circus Dragon
I watched as it hovered around the tower, its scales so dark they seemed to absorb the rising light of dawn.
Our tower h...
The Case of the Missing Movement
☢️ Content Warning: This story contains poop jokes. A lot of them. It’s not what I usually post, but the realities of modern life are effing bizarre, and I needed to share the absurdity. If that sort of thing bothers you, I suggest you make...
Millcreek Village Library Life: The Strange Shape of Unusual Things
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‼️A brief note before reality gets strange.‼️
Millcreek Village is an ongoing collaborative serial written by several Substack authors. You can read my previous installment, or consult the Millcreek Village index for...
Shedding the Past
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⛔️ Trigger Warning: Body horror, medical anxiety, needles/blood draws, disturbing skin imagery, and implied death.
I’ve always enjoyed hot weather. I live in Arizona, where summer feels less like a season than a test of pers...
SNARK FLOATS on: The Old Guard 2 and the Curse of Wasted Potential
I recently watched The Old Guard 2. Don’t judge me.
I watched The Old Guard a while back, and while that movie had all the subtlety of a swift brick to the face, there were some cool bits. The immortal mythology was entertaining without be...
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Fiction and essays from a Gen X brain that’s done pretending things make sense. Stories that creep, essays that cut, commentary that doesn’t blink when the world unravels.
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