Snark Floats
Jenifer JorgensonStrange, sharp stories and essays about the absurd, awful, funny, monstrous things people do — to themselves, each other, and the worlds they build. One Gen X brain leaking gloriously onto a screen. Not always pretty, but always real. Usually kinda fun.
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State of the Snark Address
Yup. It’s officially been one year today since I first posted on Substack. Some days it felt like no time at all. Other days, I stared at the numbers on my dashboard and thought time had come to an absolute standstill.
When I started, I di...
Millcreek Village Library Life: A Practical Guide for New Residents
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A Letter to Maple
Dear Maple,
You’ve indicated that Millcreek will soon welcome new residents who know even less about this village than the rest of us do. While I have every confidence that our community will gr...
The Hard-Boiled Case of the Broken Egg: Part Two
➡️ Did you miss part one or need a refresher? Better go back and check it out…
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After some careful maneuvering and a much-appreciated intervention from Ollie, I was able to sneak out of The Glade shortly after t...
The Hard-Boiled Case of the Broken Egg: Part One
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“Eggy is dead!” a feminine voice wailed as soon as I answered the phone.
“Rena?” I asked. “What are you talking about?”
“Oh Strix, they found him in pieces at the bottom of Mr. McGregor’s garden wall.” She sobbed, he...
The First Law of Mars
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When we heard the nations of Earth had lost the plot and resorted to nukes, none of us believed it. Not at first. But when Colonial Control stopped answering our calls, stopped messaging at all, we had to accept the tr...
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Fiction and essays from a Gen X brain that’s done pretending things make sense. Stories that creep, essays that cut, commentary that doesn’t blink when the world unravels.
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