Something Appropriate
Kelly CourtezLife is full of the humiliation, vanity and evasion of being human, and we are going to look at that shit without turning it into a tasteful lesson. Tragicomic writing for people who have also noticed something is off.
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I Don’t Care About Pangram
I don’t care about Pangram, wanna know why? Because I don’t care what you say about my writing. You think I give a fuck what some rich tech company pays another rich tech company to tell me what to think about yours, or you about mine? LOL....
Celine Dion Has Bangers: Part One—The dinner party
I’ve said it before…
…and I’ll say it again. Celine Dion has bangers.
Would you believe I’ve even lost friends over this, including one woman on here who saw this note, called me basic, and blocked me.
Celine Dion has bangers.
And I’m...
Some Friendships Only Work When Life Is Easy
Brenda has cancelled all plans today because of the heatwave and taken to languishing in a lukewarm bath. Her phone lights up when the text lands. Her friend Leta wants to know how she is.
Not great. Ray’s in hospital and Mum’s struggling...
Definitive Guide To Making It On Substack
You like writing? That’s so cute. Here’s how to do it properly, or YOU WILL FAIL ON SUBSTACK!
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Step 1: Curate Your Moral Safety
The feed is full of certain takes.
A take is anything that constitut...
Click Here to Add This to Your Cart (and Other Signs of the End Times)
I’ve had a long week and just wanna chill out at home, eat pizza, and watch The Expanse again, because why not? But Amazon Prime has annoyed me, so here I am.
Once upon a time, not sure of the exact dates, humanity did all this cool shit l...
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Tragicomic fiction, essays and hybrid prose. Never watered down, swearing when it wants to, trusting you to keep up. Ex-freelance ghostwriter (AI took my job). I’ve been called a geriatric millennial \ud83d\ude2d
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