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Something Appropriate

Kelly Courtez

Something Appropriate is where I put whatever feels like something appropriate to write.

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Latest Issues

How to Avoid Existential Dread

If you would like to avoid experiencing existential dread, the first thing you must absolutely NOT do is sit still long enough to think about anything larger than your immediate to-do list. So get up and start doing something pointless.

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I Wouldn’t Mind Being a Dad

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Omg guys, did you know that if you go around saying things like, as a woman, you don’t want kids but you wouldn’t mind being a dad, you’re an abomination to society and personally responsibl...

3 months ago
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Okay, But the Apples Are Still Red

Everyone in the world eats red apples.

Like, proper red. Such an obvious shade of red that even a colour-blind person can identify them without trying.

People grow red apples, buy red apples, slice them up with cheese and crackers, chocol...

5 months ago
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How to Survive the Substack Feed Even When It’s Lying to You

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The purpose of this manual is simple: To teach you how to recognise when Substack is lying to you, how to find the writers it hides, and how to stop blaming yourself for numbers that dip lower than your tol...

5 months ago
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All the Replies You Wanted to Send but Didn’t: Part 1

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Between “just flagging this” and “let me know when you’re free,” I lost the will to communicate like I give a single F anymore. What follows are all the replies I wanted to send but didn’t, because, you...

7 months ago
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