
n.s. A scribbling pestilence that fastens unto the rotting carcass of the internet, drawing forth intellectual bile to excrete as intelligent low-brow prose and verse.
| Platform | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly | |
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| Issues | 40 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 8 days ago |
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I fully intended to find fault and look for logical fallacies in his writing, to deconstruct them. But I ended up learning some valuable truths that made me look at the world in a new way.
When a man currently facing trial for multiple cri...
I worry that my words are perhaps really fucking bad and I am insane and oversharing shit and telling people all kinds of things that could get me into trouble. I worry that my mind is unhinged, and if I publish a book or another blog post...
Like all the best poems, this one is hiding an extremely complex narrative. Mine involves two love triangles, a hippie, a hamster and possibly a sparrowhawk or some kind of owl.
Text within this block will maintain its origin...
As a teacher whose students have very little appreciation for me, I’ve always felt a lot in common with Walter White. The protagonist of Breaking Bad starts off as a pretty pathetic character, and his jaded “fuck it” attitude sees him rise...
To bite tearingly into consequence. He was a creature. And he was probably late for work.
Screw you . I’m too busy for this and the Fictionwocky already ran rampant over both my mind and my feed. So I am jumping on a day late but who cares...
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