TEXT-PARASITE
Stephen Prime, SUM FLUXn.s. A scribbling pestilence that fastens unto the rotting carcass of the internet, drawing forth intellectual bile to excrete as intelligent low-brow prose and verse.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 49 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 20 days ago |
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Ugghh, just got back from the dentist. While I was sitting there, with my face being variously drilled from within, sprayed, and moved around so someone can get their hand in my mouth deeper, I started musing on how weird the whole dentist...
Tokyo Tube
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Bonnie Blue—The troll who built a bridge of piss and jiz
You’ve heard the expression “I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire in the street.” My friend Jamie W invented it. This is the same Jamie W who once persuaded a bunch of us to piss on a Bible behind the phone booth in the tiny village...
INFORMAVORES
I’m too damn busy to write anything new.
And I’m tired of using computers so a while back I started writing regularly with a fountain pen. And I got nothing to show you new so here’s a poem I wrote back in March called Hungervore.
And t...
So Elon is a Trillionaire now? He's actually just a yeast strain.
So Elon is the world’s first guy so rich it puts a red spelling line under the word for it. I am as upset as you are. Maybe even more.
What is Musk?
Before the Nazi-Trillionaire Sex Pest embarrassing dad trying to be cool wobbly super...
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