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2026 metrics

While the narrative about the 2026 season was losing, maybe the numbers are worth looking at a little more in depth.

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Massive shout out to Liam over at Maroon Observer who hooked me up with the following charts, which if you’...

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Season 29 – Review

Missing the finals for the first time since 2010. A seven match losing streak. 2026 was the year that Melbourne Storm fell into the mire of mediocrity.

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Game 765 – S29E27 Review

An elongated, messy, undisciplined, error-ridden and dumb end to this cursed season — capped off by a moment of whatever the hell that final play was.

Cronulla – 20 (Katoa 32', Jones 35', Burns 40' tries; N Puru 4/4 goals)

Melbourne – 24...

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S29E027 Preview – Losing season

It’s the end of the road for the Melbourne Storm, the season coming to an end on the first weekend of September for the first time since 2010.

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This week Tyran Wishart becomes the 49th player to play 100 matches with t...

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Game 764 – S29E26 Review

A silly game of rugby league saw the players seemingly protest against testing a stupid rule and Melbourne resume normal service against Brisbane as the Broncos plumbed new depths. Just August things.

Brisbane – 20 (Mam 36', 74', Staggs 18...

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