The Asylum
The InmateSatire and Commentary for Discerning Citizens
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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Men Without Chests – Quotes from The Asylum
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In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate...
Cries for Help: Injury and Death Buried in V-Safe Data
My whole body feels like it is falling apart. I’m sh|tting 15-20x/day, not that Kaiser (SoCal) cares. Finally have a consult with rheumatology re possible autoimmune. Vax def made all the symptoms worse. kcuF me. I want to die.1
— V-...
What Happened to My Home?
A majority of Germans now declare that in parts of their towns or villages, the Muslim population is so overwhelmingly, even aggressively, present, that they no longer feel that they are still in Germany.1
— Hugh Fitzgerald
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MSM Resolve!
This was the same strategy the corporate media employed in a surge of solidarity to punish President Trump for banning three platforms from the White House press room, which was also dramatically unveiled by the New York Times on Monday:...
A Minor Proposal
The media floods the zone with graphic horror to keep your tear ducts doing the thinking. They want you focused on the broken glass, the exercise bands, and the paper takeout bags so you don’t look up and notice the massive bureaucratic a...
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