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the bleating goat

jonathan porteous, Toby Harrison
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Writing on current events and modern culture with a mix of gloom and humour

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  1. Maricarmen

The Goat has sneaked1 off to Spain again, feeling sheepish because Spain is in the throes of a major housing crisis, exacerbated by foreigners not even in the EU selfishly hoarding properties that are empty for large parts...

4 days ago
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3

Crash and Burnham?

Well, that was an excellent speech. Here is a man who speaks clearly in simple words, with passion, optimism and sincerity1. What a pleasure to listen to him after enduring the agony of a Starmer speech - like a mildly irritated android rea...

10 days ago
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Abolish apostrophes

This is going to be an unpopular one. Get rid of apostrophes. Entirely, with one minor exception to be revealed below.

Why?

the bleating goat is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming...

18 days ago
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9

I love Trump

Disliking Donald Trump is perfectly healthy and rational - he presents as an absurdly boastful, dishonest and foolish person. In fact, liking Donald Trump, as in finding his personality attractive, is a red flag for a range of psychological...

24 days ago
6

Unbroken Britain

The key to a happy life is simple - be positive. You are going to die, possibly sooner than you think. Enjoy the ride. Don’t spend it complaining, envying others, regretting what might have been, or being sad that it will soon be over. Carp...

a month ago
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