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the bleating goat

jonathan porteous, Toby Harrison
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Writing on current events and modern culture with a mix of gloom and humour

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Jellyfish? Take over? Are you having a laugh?

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Moving my mother

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Plans for Nigel

It wasn’t even close in the end. For a few days in July after the main parties pulled out of Farage’s self-imposed by-election we could savour the delicious prospect of Farage’s political career being ended by a man dressed as a bin. But th...

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BlAIting Goat

There is, among newsletter writers, an unspoken covenant that every sentence has been extracted by hand from the author’s weary brain like artisanal honey from a difficult hive. Readers want to believe the paragraphs arrived after hours of...

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Stealing from future generations

It’s rare these days to find a news story that unites us all, but Gianni Infantino’s attempt to steal football outraged just about everyone. The Poison Porpoise has now been forced tae thing again, and the only ones crying salt tears are JP...

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