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Another fine Messi

We have our finalists.

Argentina

Poor old England are coming home, again sans football. Yet again we lose to the first top side we meet in the knock-out stages. For all the hype about Thomas Tuchel, he was unable to change the basic Engla...

9 days ago
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2

Wa-hey Jude. England into the semi-finals

We have our semi-finalists. Yet again, the winner is going to be a country that’s won it before. In my lifetime (60 years, more or less) there have been only four first-time winners - England in 1966, Argentina in 1978, France in 1998 and S...

12 days ago
10
4

World Cup Last 16 - high-attitude England sub-Jude high altitude Azteca

(Thanks to BBC commentator Melton Mowbray for the Azteca sub-Jude quip).

For the first time ever we have a last eight without any Brazilians or Germans, except for the England manager. Tommy, for you ze war is not over. This World Cup cont...

17 days ago
5
1

World Cup Round-up - 'Arry-ba!

England’s Blunderwall American tour continues, just about, the players standing in a long line to join their relieved fans belt out the Oasis classic for the fourth time this summer. Oasis’s American tours tend to end disastrously early due...

20 days ago
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World Cup round up - Scots head to beach after painful Brazilian session

There are two ways of winning a World Cup - start slowly and “grow into the tournament” or be “on another level” and dominate the competition from the outset. The latter category is much rarer - perhaps only France in 1998 and Brazil in 197...

a month ago
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