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Latest Issues

Slaughterbots

Continuing the Goat’s regular series of thoroughly depressing articles

Elon Musk says that there is “only a 20% chance” AI will destroy humanity, and it could happen in the next 5-10 years. There was a time when he intended that as a warni...

36 hours ago

Two tear Keir

It appears that the King of the North has no challengers and we could see a coronation within weeks. The Iron Throne will soon be his.

It’s more like an electric chair these days. These are febrile, unstable times. The last prime mister t...

6 days ago
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Ships, trains and camels. And therapy.

Britain is often referred to as a vehicle, especially by politicians. Usually a ship. That sounds comforting - a sense of scale, calmness, continuity, the chance to be able to use the phrase “firm hand on the tiller” which MPs always like....

8 days ago
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England in enjoyable game shocker

IT’S…

..not meant to be like this. Watching England is about pain and suffering, with occasional moments of relief and jubilation, like getting the all clear after a cancer scare. It’s not supposed to be fun.

the bleating goat is a reader...

11 days ago
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World Cup preview

Note: the Goat is not running its usual prediction game for this tournament and will not be doing daily reports. Though there may be occasional reports/updates during the tournament.

When and where?

the bleating goat is a reader-supported...

18 days ago
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