the bleating goat
jonathan porteous, Toby HarrisonWriting on current events and modern culture with a mix of gloom and humour
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 221 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 8 days ago |
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BlAIting Goat
There is, among newsletter writers, an unspoken covenant that every sentence has been extracted by hand from the author’s weary brain like artisanal honey from a difficult hive. Readers want to believe the paragraphs arrived after hours of...
Stealing from future generations
It’s rare these days to find a news story that unites us all, but Gianni Infantino’s attempt to steal football outraged just about everyone. The Poison Porpoise has now been forced tae thing again, and the only ones crying salt tears are JP...
Is the King in the North destined for death or glory?
A new Prime Minister went to see the King on Monday. As Dom Joly quipped, the last time King Charles said the words Andy Burnham it was to tell his brother to get rid of some incriminating photographs.
It was the day after the World Cup f...
Don't cry for me Vargentina
Time for your nap…
The winners
FIFA/Trump’s attempt to install Argentina as champions reminded me of the old joke about a Jewish man who prays every week to win the lottery. Every week goes by as he laments to God how his prayers go unans...
Another fine Messi
We have our finalists.
Argentina
Poor old England are coming home, again sans football. Yet again we lose to the first top side we meet in the knock-out stages. For all the hype about Thomas Tuchel, he was unable to change the basic Engla...
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