The Cat Was Never Found
Mark BisoneA player's guide to the Apocalypse
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 147 | Founded | 5 years ago | Last Issue | 5 months ago |
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The Whisperer in Darkness
It’s been over almost twenty months since I published “Devil Worshipping Aliens from Dimension X” (originally as a guest postcard from Barsoom). In the time since, the various committee hearings, sworn statements, and general hullabaloo abo...
Three Poems
Schizo Facto; Milvian; Birdbrains
Schizo FactoSchizophrenia, the word, exists, To be measured in a petri dish, By fictional future scientists, Who are always yet to be. Whose face enthralled poor Narcissus? “None but his own!” they will in...
The Series Was Never Found
I started publishing The Cat Was Never Found back in September of 2022. Since then, I have apparently published 149 articles. This will be #150, which I guess is a benchmark of sorts.
I never saw myself writing essays. What prompted me to...
Kill Wuffy
WARNING:
The following video is an MP4 of a YouTube ad, which I captured from the debug info and downloaded from this source.1 It was first delivered to me via Google’s AdSense algorithm. Should you happen to encounter it in the wild, t...
The Devil Incarnate (Part 6)
It’s been a long time since I last updated this series. There have been drafts of other chapters since then, partially realized, but put on stand-by. What I’ve come to realize is that I’ve been waiting for some “thing” to happen, to help me...
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