The Chaotic Feminine
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Shining city
you think of yourself as the “shining city on a hill”
but that light doesn’t come from within you
it’s a reflection of houses and people burning
from the bombs you keep dropping all around you
A House Full of Broken Things
I installed a bidet this morning.
He said he was going to install it. But he didn’t. Two years went by.
TWO YEARS.
I could have installed it. But home improvement was his purview and I was not allowed to install it. Nor could I call a p...
When I woke up, a man was glaring at me
He was the first thing I saw as I opened my eyes, but the last thing I became aware of until later. He was sitting up in his hospital bed, with other people in similar beds around the perimeter of an open room. I heard someone moaning loudl...
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
The original version of “Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps” was written in 1964 by Joe Davis and Osvaldo Farres, and sung by Doris Day. Original lyrics follow in the Author’s Note.
I will admit you fooled me
And so
How was I ever to grow
Yo...
Shear Audacity
I feel carefully pruned,
contorted into an unnatural shape,
bits of me trimmed away
over the years
until I am a bland, unassuming shrub
instead of the towering tree I was meant to be
But somewhere in me the sap boils,
can no longer b...
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Following the usual career path from cowgirl to chef to philosopher to lawyer to writer. Contact me for career advice (if you like inefficiency). I write fiction and poetry, politics, memoir, gender. Escaped the conservative cult. I’m not going back.
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