The Garden Witch
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You can blame my 90s English teacher for this.
“Hands off cocks and on socks!” Pence roared across the classroom in a slightly suspect Yorkshire accent. The group of the twelve-year-olds tittered uneasily. Did he really say cocks? The boys around me in English class were more engaged th...
Gardening books to tickle your imagination
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In the immortal words of Cole Porter, “It’s summertime, and the livin’ is e...
How to Deal with the Wrong Plant in the Wrong Place
The border of mistakes
I was 15 and paralytically drunk. Not giggly, oops-a-daisy tipsy but vomit-on-your-chin, mascara-smeared drunk. I was at a Christmas party thrown by my parents’ friends and scared stiff. I was younger than all the ot...
Burn, Baby, Burn! Madrid Inferno
Stepping out into the sun in Madrid feels as though you’re being sandblasted by a vindictive toddler who’s just been told they can’t have another ice cream. Every exposed square inch of skin is rubbed raw by sunrays, scouring your body for...
For a perfect, no-maintenance garden, just do this one thing… (and other fibs)
Villandry - NOT a low maintenance garden
Once, as a child, I knew a conman. He was charming with perfect manners and if he turned his light on you, made you feel interesting and debonair too. Even when I was young, talking to him was thril...
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