Theo's Opium Den
Theodore KentTales from the Mundane Extremities of Existence
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In Retrospect of Woody Allen Appearing the Epstein Files
This is a William Castle Production.
William Castle, born William Schloss Jr.; April 24, 1914
He was born in Born in New York City and orphaned at 11, Castle dropped out of high school at 15 to work in the theater.
William Castle’s m...
Equinox
Equinox,
And Noctural Past,
Birthing Pangs,
Of an undone task….
Make your bed,
and make it your home,
Because this Winter,
It will be your sullen biome.
Take your Toe,
And Imagine it Rotten,
Sitting in your Bed,
Long Forgotten…...
The Hag-Cat
hag-cat red and black old fat
I talked myself into this old and vile cat,
Fat, and angry,
And rendered in Red and Black,
It slept lazily at an old friend’s house,
Inept, foul-mouthed, unwilling to catch a mouse,
My Old Friend went to...
Forms of Embodied Intelligence
Ghost-Written, The Brain was Psychic Parasite-Ridden, Delusions of Cerebral Impotence, with Conclusions of foiled Negligence,
Piss in the Pot, Piss in the Bottle, Shift the Hyundai into 4th, And hit the fucking throttle
The Algorithm is C...
Fatigue. Unexplained and rapid weight loss. Multiple pea sized lumps underneath both armpits. Uncontrollable homosexual urges.
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Complaints of odd thoughts, which he does not seem to think belong to him.
Bilateral twitching of the thumbs.
Abdominal spasms.
Echolalia.
Catatonic lack of eye movement.
Priaprism.
Clear and obv...
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