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Fainting Goat

Erin Sephel Heney

Guttural bleats of a mid-thirties woman fumbling through her debut incarnation on earth.

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  • Erin Sephel Heney

    Closet poet. Recently de-closeted essayist. Fumbling through it. Pronouns: she/her/fainting goat.

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