GenX essayist chasing creative entrepreneurship, raising teens, and trying to like kale. We're on this odyssey together.
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Netflix is now carrying 9 to 5, the 1980 comedy starring Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin. I’d never seen it, so I tuned in yesterday while exercising. (I haven’t finished it yet, so no spoile...
Enzo eats a squid
I’m embarrassed to say I watched 20 videos of a toddler eating everything from eggplant to octopus. I have no idea why TikTok put this kid into my feed, but goshdarn it, I watched video after video. Obviously the algorithm knows something a...
Teen porn, Cereal, Fockey, and Alzheimer’s
Looks so natural and nutritious. (Photo by Jacinto on Unsplash)
Well, my friends, the time has come, to raise the roof and have some fun.
-Lionel Ritchie
I’m the queen of a few things.
⭐︎ Insomnia
⭐︎ Doorbells ringing and dogs barking...
Your skin may be trying to tell you something
Will this post inspire anyone to get into dermatology? (Photo by Valeria Smirnova on Unsplash)
People sometimes ask me where I get my ideas. I never really know. They tend to fall onto me either through providence or circumstance.
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Time Crystals Might Be the Coolest Thing You’ve Never Heard Of
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I missed out on high school physics because we moved out of state, which is a story I’ll disturb you with at another time. But in adulthood, I’ve fallen ass backwards into an utter fascination with it....
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I used to have answers. Now I have teenagers, reading glasses, and a dog with separation anxiety. Marriage, motherhood, midlife reinvention, and other stuff that looked simpler from the sidelines. Come stomp the puddles with me.
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