Cringe Conventional
Cassandra BristowCassandra Bristow's deep dive into things that are kinda embarrassing, kinda pop culture savvy, kinda silly but also kinda real. Sometimes essays, sometimes prose poems, but it's always from my big mouth.
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Prose Poem/Diary Drivel (Yuck).
In a way I’m also like okay, let’s get this over with—
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I deface you with my shitty cursive on this descent at Broadway Junction. It’s slow and spiraling of course, which is maybe fitting for the fragments I want to speak in,...
Titanic Obsolescence.
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In 2024, imminent obsolescence was approximately fifteen feet long and made of galvanized iron— the R.M.S Titanic’s unmistakable bow decaying in chunks. We’ve known this was coming for decades, with scientific research on ine...
Cringe Conventional Recs: Documentary Edition.
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When Netflix released an official trailer for their latest pop culture phenomena turned analytical documentary— Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model —on January 26th, 2026, I found out (and suspect many others did t...
The Weebo-bituary.
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It was high tide off Beach 67th Street, waves belligerent and rolling atop one another in a real foamed-up frenzy pushing the shoreline toward where I stood, as if trying to reach me enough for even the slightest bit of sea-o...
Peter Lorre: Cartoon & Character.
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