Dinner Dysfunction
A neurodivergent dad navigates executive dysfunction, parenting, and the occasional kitchen disaster, with tips on how to survive anyhow.
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NI-TEN-KANBAN-RYU PT II
Part 2: The Meal Plan - “THE PATH OF THE TABLE”
So now you’ve built the Recipe Bank. You’ve got your beautiful cards, your comforting drag queen breakfasts, and your five-hour butter chicken that you’ll absolutely never m...
Shut Up and Eat. (And a really good salad recipe).
Fridge essentials
There are a few staples I always try to keep stocked in the fridge: fresh herbs and citrus.
Parsley. Dill. Cilantro. Mint.
I’ve got oregano, rosemary, thyme, and marjoram (sometimes) in the herb garden outside. I ha...
NI-TEN-KANBAN-RYU PT I
The way of the two boards. My method for meal planning for the week.
This is where I stop ranting about Costco wieners and butter chicken recipes that secretly take six hours, and actually show you how I keep my kitchen running wi...
Romantasy And The Humble Costco Wiener
Warning: this was meant to be an examination of capitalism and the glory of cheap food, but it turned into extremely long dick joke, and that phrase is kind of a meta-description of the whole following bit.
A Costco membership buys you acc...
The Very Worst Day
Grief. Child loss. Vomit. Other fluids.
This isn’t the worst day of our lives—
but two days later, when the world decided we needed something extra.
It’s raw, dark, and honest.
And if I’m being honest, you might want to skip it....
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I'm a dad, a former professional DJ, a mechanical engineer by training, and a lifelong nerd by inclination. Also, I've got ADHD and constantly toggling between spreadsheet logic and emotional bedlam.
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