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THE DRINK CART

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The Drink Cart is the newsletter version of sitting at a really good bar with someone who thinks too much about advertising and won't shut up about it.

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Latest Issues

WHO KILLED THE GUSTO?

To anyone currently maintaining a private screenshot folder titled “Travolta Cannes Berets 2026” that has been growing by the hour — I see you. I am you.

The man wore a different beret every day at Cannes this week for his own directorial...

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EM DASHES AND OTHER AD FELONIES.

Seven brands got marched to brand court this week. Six got acquitted. One actually did the crime.

The internet went after an em dash, a harmless disco ball, a flour bag, an Olipop can, an actress, an egg sandwich and a 30-year-old jingle....

7 days ago
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THE ONLY MASCOT THAT WENT TO COURT TO BE LEGALLY SEPARATED FROM THEIR CEREAL.

Sonny the Cuckoo Bird once took General Mills to court.

He wanted out.

Like Michael Corleone in Godfather III out.

Legal separation from Cocoa Puffs.

He called the cereal to the stand as a witness. The box appeared. He went cuckoo. H...

12 days ago
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THE WORLD CUP IS SO BIG IT ALREADY EVICTED THE CANADIAN ARMY.

The active military base near my apartment has packed up and left for the summer.

Yep, the Fort York Armoury houses three Canadian Army Reserve units. It sits next door to the Fort York National Historic Site, where a British garrison has...

14 days ago
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THE CEREAL BUILT ON A BAG OF CIRCUS PEANUT CANDY AND COSTUME JEWELRY.

Lucky Charms exists because a man’s favorite candy was Circus Peanuts.

Circus Peanuts? Yes, the orange banana-flavored marshmallow things shaped like a peanut for no defensible reason.

Nobody knows who invented them. They’ve existed sinc...

19 days ago
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