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THE DRINK CART

Jackson Murphy

The Drink Cart is the newsletter version of sitting at a really good bar with someone who thinks too much about advertising and won't shut up about it.

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THE MASCOT PIZZA HUT BUILT TO SUFFER

On a dark and spooky Halloween. In the mid 1990s. Pizza Head, a sentient slice of pizza, has just finished trick-or-treating.

He’s dressed as a pirate. And he wants one thing, and one thing only, the new stuffed crust pizza.

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KEEP DIGGING

Tom Cruise put on a fat suit and a wonderful old-man face that he should probably look like now that he’s 64, and spent much of a movie cradling a disgusting animatronic cat in its final death throes.

Warner Bros. spent nine figures on it....

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TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE MCGRUFF

In 2011 a cop in Galveston, Texas pulled over an Infiniti for speeding.

A drug-sniffing dog walked the car and lost its mind.

The driver was McGruff the Crime Dog.

Well, a McGruff.

We’ll get there.

Pour something first. It’s Friday. It...

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GHOST TOAST AND OTHER THINGS WE CAN’T EXPLAIN

Somewhere a brand manager who pitched “what if people could smell like the candy nobody likes” is getting three thumbs up in a Slack channel.

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MR. CLEAN HAS A FIRST NAME

Back in 1962 Procter & Gamble offered up a fully furnished house to anyone who could give Mr. Clean a first name.

The winning entry was Veritably.

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