Nobody Likes Your Ornaments
TSarzi | Sarah Sharpintermittent musings from songwriter & performance artist TSarzi. updates on current projects & reflections on creativity and curiosity
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 11 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 2 years ago |
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New Year, Same You?
Hello friends, and happy new year. Hurrah! We pressed reset again! Toss that old broken 2023 in the bin, because January has delivered a brand new upgrade.
So we’re into Week Two. Are you changed yet? Metamorphosed into the perfect incarna...
Fall-ing forwards
Hi friends. It’s been a minute, hey?
If you’re new here, welcome. If you’re a seasoned reader - hi again, I’m TSarzi (“sar-zee”). You’ve probably forgotten who I am since the last time I wrote one of these was in June. So much for my noble...
Dear Reader: what about you?
Dear Ornament gang,
I hope you are surviving in this weather. I am not. I have the constitution of a very delicate, very fickle, English rose, whose precious petals must never look upon the bright glare of Helios, much less feel the actua...
On Showing Off
Hi dear Ornament Enthusiasts.
Today’s post is mostly about my fear - or possibly mistrust - of those pianos you find in train stations, and the conflicted relationship I still have with making myself visible, or putting myself on display...
Edinburgh news and notes on small joys
Greetings Ornaments fans,
If you’re joining us for the first time, welcome to the club. This newsletter is where I post the latest updates from my strange cabaret folk-pop world, and also share some stories from behind the scenes - the mo...
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