Functional
Jamie LanceThis publication traces the cycles people inherit without noticing. Addiction, self-destruction, emotional survival, identity. How they form, what they take from you, and who you become once you stop living on autopilot.
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Two Hotels, a Dive Bar, and a Kid Who Didn’t Know He Was in Danger
The carpet in the Carlton Hotel was red with gold swirls through it.
Tacky, loud, the kind of pattern that tries to look expensive but sits somewhere between a casino and a funeral home.
The elevator got stuck between floors so often th...
Nobody Teaches You to Be an Alcoholic. They Just Make Sure You Never Learn Anything Else.
There were a dozen beers in the car before we’d even left the driveway.
That was an access visit with my dad. Golf, football, cricket, or sometimes he’d take me to bars where he’d work the room and try to pick up women while I sat at the t...
At Least I Didn't Disrupt Anyone's Life. At Least There's That.
I remember being excited.
Mum had told me I was going on a holiday, and I believed her. I was seven years old.
A flight attendant sat next to me the whole way — four and a half hours across the country — because I was flying alone and so...
Addiction Didn’t Take My Health First. It Took My Years.
Nobody picks up a drink thinking they’re starting a thirty-year habit. That’s not how it works.
It’s slow. That’s the thing nobody realises.
It doesn’t announce itself. There’s no moment where you cross a line and a sign goes up.
It ju...
I Wanted A Dad Like His. I Had No Idea What That Life Was Costing Him.
This piece contains references to suicide and child sexual abuse. Names have been changed to protect those involved. If you're struggling, please reach out — Lifeline Australia: 13 11 14 | Samaritans UK: 116 123 | 988 Suicide & Crisi...
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I can help you trace the pattern back to where it started. Thirty years of functional addiction. Thirty-five jobs. Years doing mental health work with ex-prisoners and addicts who’d been failed by everyone. That’s what informs my writing.
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