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Come to Your Senses 2027
Whatever you’re meant to do, do it now. The conditions are always impossible.”
— Doris Lessing
Yeah, no. Not Happening is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscrib...
Seven Years in France: Nine Things that Are Still Not Happening
This month marks seven years since the Man of the House and I arrived in Collioure to start our new life in France. By now, many things that once were definitely not happening are now simply life. I’ve learned how to eat at a restaurant wit...
What Holds a Family Together?
The Gulf of Lions extends from Catalonia, in Spain, to Provence.
When Caitlin Shetterly was editor-in-chief of Frenchly, I had the pleasure of writing my Rue du Soleil column for her. Even then, she was intrigued by off-the-beaten-...
What I Told Someone This Week (After They Spent Too Much Money)
A writer friend wrote to me recently after having spent thousands of dollars on editors. She was doing what she thought a good writer does: seeking another pair of eyes and the advice of someone who is more experience in literary matters. T...
Nine Things That Are Not Happening, Spring Edition
Spring in Collioure, sun and a good book
1. Catching Madame Ratty
Ratty is still with us. I suspect she maintains multiple residences. She comes and goes, as one does when one is not paying rent.
One January at 2:00 am, the Man o...
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Karen Karbo is a bestselling author, teacher, and founder of Come to Your Senses Writing Retreats. In 2019, she arrived in the south of France with five wheelie bags, a newly minted residency permit, and the urge to say no.
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