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Gobbledy

Jared Blank

"Gobbledy is the best marketing newsletter on the planet." A weekly peek into the language of marketing. Marketing Brew called it "laugh-out-loud funny." New every Wednesday.

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Hello Gobbledeers,

How’s it going?

Good to be back from vacation - I missed writing this.

So before we start, a couple of quick random notes:

First thing. If aliens come to earth right after the demise of humanity and ask to see one se...

7 days ago
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[Gobbledy Classic] Just because you're small doesn't mean you can't be profitable

Hello Gobbledeers,

How’s it going? You may remember that the Gobbledy team is on vacation this week - though I really hope you have more important things to remember than that. Anyway, we’re on vacation this week, which means a Gobbledy Cl...

14 days ago
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An amazing new term for a price drop

Hello Gobbledeers.

How’s it going? I know that lots of us are heading off for a long weekend, so I hope you enjoy a little time away from marketing stuff.

In the meantime, a short open letter:

Dear Gobbledeers,

Please keep sending me we...

21 days ago
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[Gobbledy Classic] The One Messaging Equation That Always Works

Hello Gobbledeers,

How’s it going? Did you ever get something you wished for, then, well, not regretted it exactly, but came to realize that maybe you didn’t really think through the repercussions of the thing you wanted?

I know that make...

a month ago
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Not Boring! The Best Conference Booth Sign Ever (Really, not boring)

Hello Gobbledeers,

How’s it going? Can I just mention a quick non-marketing thing up front? I had to call the IRS about something (I’m probably not going to prison! Awesome!), and they:

a) picked up in a reasonable amount of time; and

b)...

a month ago
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